?Some Thin Elves |
airbud |
(4.60) |
211 |
2023-07-22 |
description:
Doot doot doot
domain:
somethinelves
keywords:
elves,third eye blind,lord of the rings,dew
|
?Darkest Sorcery |
ViresinNumeris |
(3.50) |
1,491 |
2021-08-14 |
description:
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
domain:
ViresinNumeris
keywords:
bitcoin,nakamoto consensus,mathematics,cryptography,game theory,computer science,sauron,gandalf,lord of the rings,anarchism
|
?The Fellowship of the Breakin' |
tenantennae |
(3.67) |
801 |
2017-05-12 |
description:
The storyline about them forming a breakin' crew was regrettably abandoned in the sequels
domain:
lordofthebreakin
keywords:
breakin,lord of the rings,frodo,gandalf,dancing,there's no stopping us,ollie and jerry
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?Evil Gandalf Deleted Scenes |
FreAkweNtcY |
(4.64) |
7,462 |
2015-03-07 |
description:
Gandalf the Black gives Frodo the Ring of Power
domain:
evilgandalf
keywords:
gandalf,evil,lord of the rings,frodo,the one ring
|
?Gandalf Pug |
bobofgold |
(3.64) |
2,804 |
2014-10-29 |
description:
It's a pug that looks like Gandalf!
domain:
gandalfpug
keywords:
Lord of the rings,Pug,Gandalf
|
?Hobbits |
Rainnn |
(1.00) |
363 |
2014-10-24 |
description:
Gandalf spots a hobbit
domain:
gandalfhobbit
keywords:
Galdalf,Lord of the Rings,LOTR,hobbit
|
?Epic Ping Pong Battle |
StemCellSlurpy |
(4.18) |
6,437 |
2014-04-26 |
description:
This is way more epic than all the battle scenes from Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and the Matrix combined!
domain:
epicpingpongbattle
keywords:
ping,pong,batman,epic,dark knight,Pete Holmes
|
?(nsfw) TournamenTMND 5 - Round 3 |
JoanOfArc |
(3.18) |
1,341 |
2014-03-20 |
description:
I hope all of you have really big monitors, otherwise you can see the full bracket at www.christianmingle.com. The theme is "Lord of the Cock Rings, featuring Dildo Shaggins" and the deadline is this Sunday.
domain:
tournamentmnd5-round3
|
?Capital Eye Sauron |
boatbutter |
(2.50) |
400 |
2014-02-12 |
description:
Sauron sings Sesame Street
domain:
CapitalEyeSauron
keywords:
Sauron,Sesame Street,Lord Of The Rings
|
?Sean Bean's characters fail at life |
Ebb1993 |
(3.67) |
515 |
2014-01-15 |
description:
Most of Sean Bean's characters die in movies and TV shows.
domain:
seanbeanfail
keywords:
sean bean,patriot games,game of thrones,goldeneye,equilibrium,the hitcher,the lord of the rings
|
?Soarel the hobbit |
Soarel |
(1.00) |
437 |
2013-05-14 |
description:
Soarel from LOTRO
domain:
soarel
keywords:
hobbit,hobbit feet,hairy hobbit feet,LOTRO,lotro,lord of the rings online
|
?The Elijah Wood Experience |
grzzed |
(1.00) |
1,115 |
2013-03-10 |
description:
Elijah Jordan Wood (born January 28, 1981) is an American actor. He made his film debut with a minor part in Back to the Future Part II (1989), then landed a succession of larger roles that made him a critically acclaimed child actor by age 9, being nominated for several Young Artist Awards. He is best known for his high-profile role as Frodo Baggins in Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and its upcoming prequels The Hobbit films. Since then, he has resisted typecasting by choosing varied roles in critically acclaimed films such as Bobby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Green Street and Everything Is Illuminated.
Wood starred in the film Day Zero (2007) and provided the voice of the main character in the award-winning animated musical films Happy Feet and Happy Feet Two. Wood also voiced the lead as 9 in the Tim Burton-produced action/science fiction film 9. He played an American tourist turned vampire in Paris, je t'aime. In 2005, he started his own record label, Simian Records. He did the voice acting for Spyro in the Legend of Spyro trilogy. Since 2011, Wood has been playing the role of Ryan in FX's dark comedy Wilfred. In 2012, he began voicing Beck in the animated series Tron: Uprising, and Sigma in the tenth season of the Rooster Teeth series Red vs. Blue.
domain:
tewe
keywords:
elijah wood,the hobbit,experience,precious,lotr,lord of the rings,frodo
|
?Sam ruins the moment |
FreAkweNtcY |
(3.50) |
2,799 |
2013-02-22 |
description:
Sam's gas ruins an otherwise touching moment between him and his best friend.
domain:
idontmeanto
keywords:
lord of the rings,sam,frodo,,fart,oh sam
|
?Hammer Time |
valeriatqm |
(1.00) |
1,950 |
2012-09-08 |
description:
Can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow in a spin if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust throught the moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy
'Cause you know you can't u can't touch this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x4)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I toured around the world from London to the BAY
It's Hammer go Hammer
mc hammer yo hammer and the rest can go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
domain:
valeria-hammertime
keywords:
hammertime,hammer,time,mc hammer,mc,random,tacos,yeah
|
|
?Gollum is the Lord of Bilbo's Ring |
Wesyeed |
(1.00) |
1,242 |
2012-06-26 |
description:
Testing testing one two three
domain:
bilbogollum
keywords:
bilbo, gollum, baggins,anal,sex,lord,ring,peter,jackson,hobbit,shire
|
?Boromir for Mordor Real Estate |
fearcondom |
(4.56) |
14,153 |
2012-03-25 |
description:
Mordor Real Estate is booming thanks to the company's newest and most knowledgeable agent.
domain:
rentinmordor
keywords:
mordor, boromir, orc, lord of the rings,real estate
|
?Screamin' RIVENDELL |
Rondell |
(2.67) |
1,600 |
2012-03-21 |
description:
Elrond is reppin' his hood
domain:
rivendell
keywords:
Elrond,LOTR,Rivendell,Lord of the Rings,Tolkien,Middle Earth,Elves,Waka Flocka,MGK,Rap
|
?Ryan Ross is a Hobbit |
Eassa |
(2.00) |
555 |
2012-02-11 |
description:
Idk man.
domain:
ryisahobbit
keywords:
ryan ross,panic at the disco,the young veins,hobbit,lord of the rings
|
?They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard! |
WickedLazers |
(2.25) |
559 |
2011-11-23 |
description:
Yes, Legolas. We heard you the first time.
domain:
hobbitstoisengard
keywords:
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard,Legolas,Lord of the Rings,Hobbit
|
?(nsfw) What Do You Smell, Mr. Anderson???... |
WeezaY5000 |
(3.67) |
1,503 |
2011-10-12 |
description:
The Orc asks Mr. Anderson what he smells.
domain:
SmellHorsedick
keywords:
Lord of the Rings,Horsedick,Manflesh,Orcs,The Two Towers,Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
|
?(nsfw) The Orc Smells Something Foul... |
WeezaY5000 |
(3.50) |
1,404 |
2011-10-05 |
description:
The Orc smells something quite different than what is usually smelled in Middle-Earth.
domain:
SmellAssRape
keywords:
Middle Earth,Lord of the Rings,The Two Towers,Orcs,Manflesh,Danny Devito,It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,Frank Sets Sweet Dee's Hair on Fire
|
?Hall & Oates Play Middle Earth |
WeezaY5000 |
(3.67) |
1,680 |
2011-10-03 |
description:
Hall & Oates adapt their famed song Maneater for a Middle Earth Audience.
domain:
ManfleshEater
keywords:
Hall & Oates,Daryl Hall,John Oates,Maneater,Manflesh,Lord of the Rings,The Two Towers,Orcs
|
?(nsfw) What it is??? What do you Smell??? |
WeezaY5000 |
(3.60) |
1,702 |
2011-10-02 |
description:
What is it? What do you Smell?
domain:
ManFleshFull
keywords:
Manflesh,Lord of the Rings,The Two Towers
|
?Lord of the "Rings" |
D-Mastuh |
(2.60) |
1,453 |
2011-08-25 |
description:
"Every Elf in the mood turns to Durex™"
domain:
LotC
keywords:
Lord of the Rings,Condoms,Romance,Funny
|
?John McCain Reads Lord of the Rings |
Aristocles |
(4.00) |
1,550 |
2011-07-30 |
description:
John McCain's actual political rhetoric in Congress.
domain:
McCainMordor
|
?Gandalf's Boehner |
stwing |
(3.50) |
3,742 |
2011-07-30 |
description:
Meanwhile in Moria (i.e. the Senate)...
domain:
gandalf-boehner
keywords:
gandalf,boehner,reid,debt limit,balrog,debt,debt ceiling,lord of the rings,congress,senate
|
?Bring wood and oil |
jazzmanx33 |
(1.00) |
1,338 |
2011-06-29 |
description:
Bring wood and oil
domain:
bringwoodandoil
keywords:
wood oil lord of the rings denethor badass
|
?Confused Witch-King |
FatHistorian |
(2.86) |
1,509 |
2011-05-25 |
description:
The Witch-King of Angmar is confused.
domain:
confusedwitchking
keywords:
LOTR, Lord of the Rings, Witch King, confused
|
?Frodo Baggins becomes a pimp |
letsago |
(1.56) |
1,167 |
2011-05-12 |
description:
frodo baggins decides to become a pimp after he destroys the one ring and makes samwise gamgee one of his first bitches
domain:
frodobagginscompton
keywords:
frodo baggins lord of the rings pimp soul cream donuts
|
?Muammar Gandalfi |
kennethhoratio |
(4.15) |
3,695 |
2011-04-18 |
description:
Muammar Saruman didn't quite ring
domain:
gandalfi
keywords:
Muammar Gaddafi Gandalf Gandalfi Lord of the Rings
|